Vladimir Putin has decided to resign as president of the Russian Federation. He is now moving to one of his non-girlfriends in Switzerland, where he will be granted political asylum. This will open possiblities to his successor to end the war against Ukraine, give up Crimea and Donbass, withdraw all Russian troups from Ukraine and allow all forcibly displaced Ukrainians to return home, because it can all be blamed on Putin.
It has been said that he will start a new, even greater political carreer in Switzerland. The most famous ordinary member of the largest party in Switzerland has told me personally that they would accept foreigners as members, but of course not as voters. They did not succeed in getting me, but I think it will be an honor for them to get Putin as a member and I am sure that he will provide many ideas and also some cash to the party.